55 Summer Jokes for Kids That’ll Make Everyone Laugh
Summer is full of sunshine, water balloons, and giggles—so why not add a little extra laughter to the mix?
These summer jokes for kids are just the thing to keep the fun going, whether you’re headed on a road trip, lounging by the pool, or packing up for summer camp.
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Get ready for punny punchlines, beach-day giggles, and the kind of silly humor that never gets old.
👉 If your kids love clean jokes, check out the PBS Kids Jokes & Games page for more laugh-out-loud fun.
🤿 Poolside Giggles
Q: What did the ocean say to the lifeguard?
A: Nothing… it just waved.
Q: Why don’t fish do well in school?
A: Because they’re always swimming below “sea” level!
Q: What do you get when you cross a pool and a cow?
A: A “moo-tant” swimming party!
Q: Why did the pool break up with the floatie?
A: It needed space.
Q: What did the frog say at the pool party?
A: “Time to ribbit up!”
Q: What’s a whale’s favorite game?
A: Swallow the leader!
Q: How do fish get around the pool?
A: They ride a “carp-pool.”
Q: Why did the lifeguard bring a ladder?
A: To dive into deep thoughts!
Q: Why don’t swimmers tell secrets in the pool?
A: Because water has ears!
Q: What’s a shark’s favorite summer show?
A: Whale of Fortune.
🍉 Picnic & BBQ Puns
Q: What did one plate say to the other at the barbecue?
A: Tonight, dinner’s on me!
Q: What’s a hamburger’s favorite kind of music?
A: Meat-al!
Q: Why did the watermelon cross the road?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q: What do you get when you drop a hot dog?
A: A frank mess.
Q: What did the corn say at the party?
A: “I’m all ears!”
Q: Why was the ketchup late to the picnic?
A: It couldn’t ketchup!
Q: What do buns say when they’re ready?
A: “Lettuce turnip the heat!”
Q: How do hamburgers introduce their friends?
A: “Meet Patty!”
Q: Why did the lemonade blush?
A: Because it saw the ice tea strip!
Q: What do ants take to a picnic?
A: Ant-y-pasto!
🏖️ Beach Day Belly Laughs
Q: What does a sandcastle eat for lunch?
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Q: Why did the crab never share?
A: Because he was a little shellfish!
Q: What’s a sea monster’s favorite snack?
A: Fish and ships!
Q: Why are seagulls so good at math?
A: They love to “sea” how it all adds up.
Q: How do you invite a crab to a party?
A: “Shell we dance?”
Q: Why don’t starfish go to school?
A: They already know everything!
Q: What’s a beach’s favorite candy?
A: Sandy bars.
Q: What do you call a lazy dolphin?
A: A slowphin.
Q: Why did the sunscreen get promoted?
A: Because it always had you covered!
Q: What does the tide say to the sand?
A: Long time no sea!
🏕️ Campfire Chuckles
Q: How do trees get on the internet at camp?
A: They log in.
Q: What did one marshmallow say to the other at the campfire?
A: I’m feeling toasty!
Q: What’s a mosquito’s favorite game?
A: Hide and squeak.
Q: What did the tent say to the sleeping bag?
A: “I’ve got you covered.”
Q: What’s the camp counselor’s favorite color?
A: Fire-engine red!
Q: Why did the bear bring toilet paper to camp?
A: Because he’s a clean camper!
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite camp snack?
A: Boo-gers!
Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A: A palm tree.
Q: Why do scouts always win?
A: Because they’re in-tents!
Q: What’s the best bug at storytelling?
A: The moth—because it’s drawn to the campfire!
☀️ General Summer Silly Stuff
Q: What does the sun drink out of?
A: Sunglasses!
Q: What do you call a snowman in July?
A: A puddle.
Q: Why did the popsicle go to school?
A: To get a little cooler!
Q: What did the sunscreen say to the sun?
A: “You make me melt!”
Q: What do clouds wear under their shorts?
A: Thunderwear!
Q: What does summer say to spring?
A: “You’re so last season.”
Q: Why do bananas use sunscreen?
A: Because they peel.
Q: Why did the sand blush?
A: Because the seaweed!
Q: What’s the sun’s favorite outfit?
A: Bright pants!
Q: Why did the flip-flops break up?
A: They were falling apart!
🛍️ Want These in Printable Format?
Grab your free printable summer jokes for kids PDF and keep it in your glovebox, beach bag, or lunchbox for instant fun!
Need something to pair with your jokes? Crayola’s free coloring pages make the perfect companion activity for road trips or rainy days.
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❓ FAQ: Summer Jokes for Kids
What age are these summer jokes good for?
These jokes are clean, silly, and perfect for kids ages 4–12.
What age are these summer jokes good for?
These jokes are clean, silly, and perfect for kids ages 4–12.
Can I use these in a classroom or camp setting?
Absolutely! They’re great for group icebreakers, lunchbox notes, or morning meetings.
Are there any printable versions?
Yes! You can download a free printable version of these summer jokes for kids to take on the go.
How do I make summer jokes more interactive?
Let kids make up their own punchlines, act them out, or draw comic strips based on the jokes.
🎯 Final Thoughts
A little laughter goes a long way—especially in the summer! Keep these summer jokes for kids handy for family nights, playdates, or road trips, and let the giggles roll.
📌 Pin this post to save your favorite jokes for later, or print them out and stick them in your kiddo’s lunchbox for a midday chuckle.
These jokes were a perfect addition to our summer fun. My kids loved them, and so did I! Thanks for the smiles!
My son’s birthday party was a hit, and it was all thanks to these jokes! The kids had a blast. Thanks a ton!
We had a family picnic yesterday, and these jokes were a hit with everyone, from the kids to the adults. Thanks for the joy!
My daughter and her friends had a blast with these jokes at their summer camp. Thank you for the awesome content!
I tried out these jokes with my grandkids, and they were a hit! Thank you for making our summer even more enjoyable.
These jokes were fantastic! My kids and I had such a good time sharing laughs together. Appreciate the share!
These jokes were a lifesaver during a long car ride. My kids were entertained the whole way! Thanks a million!
My little ones absolutely loved these jokes! They couldn’t stop giggling. Thanks for the fun ideas!
Wow, these jokes had my kids laughing uncontrollably! Thanks a bunch for the great list!
These were so funny! Thank you for sharing these, my kids and I had a blast telling them to each other!